Spurs 2 and another defeat for Harry-Graham Potter's blue boys.
Spurs 2 and another defeat for Harry-Graham Potter's blue boys.
Stellini smiled as he continued his undefeated
run. At the same time, Harry-Graham Potter tried to pull out his magic stick to
wave away Spurs play, only to find that his magic stick had been broken into
pieces by the Housing Renters of Yankee-Chelski land. It looks like back at
Hogwarts for him.
Chelski, don't learn, do they… that magic will
never overcome Spurs… potions, wands, flutes and whistles are old hat now for
the boy who refused to grow up… hard work and a smooth Italian stallion and his
saddle mate behind our Spurs are the order of a new dawn.
Yes, we are in fourth spot… still eyeing an even
higher position and Glory while the Blue boys stutter and spit blood while
straddling mid-table and the possibility of change at the helm… But that isn't
our problem… just the world laughing, tears dripping down its cheeks and creating
a suffocating quagmire for them to sink into... while Roman Abramovich looks on
in celebration…
My driving routine changed for this match… Mel
took his wife to the game in his car while I took Janette with me, meeting up
at the stadium. I got to the ground my usual time, while Mel and Liz… got there… But
once at our regular spot, we all had a jolly good time until it was time to go to our seats
and experience a Blue trauma.
In the stadium, Janette sat behind me as I
managed to buy a ticket for her from the person who usually sits where she sat
for this match.
The
game…
We boosted our hopes of a top-four Premier
League finish by kicking some arse in this London derby. Our win had many
benefits, one of which was to increase the pressure on Harry-Graham Potter.
Oliver Skipp helped the blues fans from focusing
on Mr Potter by thumping a 20-yard effort just after the interval to put us in control.
Our victory was sealed when Harry Kane turned home Eric Dier's knock-down late to
cement that misery upon Harry's namesake.
We celebrated after each goal went in… our fans roared
like lions while the visiting supporters headed for the exit as their recent
woes continued in happiness.
Yankee-Doodle-Dandy-Chelski have won just two of
their last 15 top-flight matches and sit 14 points off Champions League places.
All looking upwards… The Yankees try to
glimpse upwards with expectations (hope) as their heads dangle downwards in the
direction of the abyss.
I know this article is about our boys and our
great day out yesterday (Sunday)… but you can't help gloating… so here goes… This
result will place more scrutiny on Chelski's expensively assembled squad, with
British record signing Enzo Fernandez at fault for our opener (ha, ha, ha…). All
this heartache has put a huge toll on their lacklustre manager and his family,
according to JK Rowling's main character (now a spluttering footballing coach).
While all this hilarious frivolity is going on
for the West London boys, things are on the up for us; we have won four of our
past five league matches.
Thoughts…
As I said earlier… but worth repeating… we now
sit fourth in the table, four points above fifth-placed Newcastle. We also expect
to welcome Antonio Conte back to work this week after his recovery from
surgery. Overall we merited the three points and had come closest to breaking
the deadlock in the early stages when Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg saw his deflected
effort go past a motionless Kepa Arrizabalaga but hit the right-hand post.
One of our biggest talking points (among our
fans) was when referee Stuart Attwell's initial decision to send off Chelski's
Hakim Ziyech after a melee that saw visiting forward Kai Havertz and home
defender Emerson Royal booked. After he had administered yellow cards to those
players, Attwell dismissed the Morocco winger for a raised arm on the advice of
his assistant referee before downgrading it to a yellow after the video
assistant referee recommended that the official review his decision. Some say, wrongly,
others see it differently… but VAR continues to become a laughing stock among supporters.
A Cheslski team sheet containing six changes
from their defeat to Southampton and the inclusion of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
as a substitute underlined the feeling of uncertainty and flux around their puffy
squad.
The loss of Thiago Silva to a first-half injury
did not help the Blues' rhythm. Still, once Skipp had opened the scoring, with
a superb shot Arrizabalaga could only get a hand to, Potters boys' hopes of
getting anything from the game appeared to quickly dissipate.
Potter's side had just two shots on target, with
only one from inside the Spur's penalty area.
As for us, we delivered the perfect
counter-attacking display, making light of our 41% possession at home to record
only our eighth win in 62 attempts against the London-wags.
Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg's 80 touches, compared to his
opposite number Fernandez's 134, emphasised the difference in approaches.
Kane ensured that Arrizabalaga felt his presence
with a nudge in the first half, clinically confirming there would be no way back
for our opponents as he swivelled to prod in from close range.
After the game, we left quickly and got home to Janette's
house just after 7 pm. A very tiring day… later, we sat down to watch the game again
on Match of the Day. The same result… but… still, we laughed at Chelski's
blight...
Next up for us is Sheffield United in the FA Cup (Wednesday) and Wolves away this Saturday (league), while Chelski – in the FA Cup – face…
oh! They got knocked out by City, 4 goals to nil… never mind… their next match
is against fellow strugglers Leeds United... Let us hope the whites dig the
blues an even deeper hole.
COYS!
Glenn
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